Facebook, Instgram
and Twitter= F.I.T
Are you Socially FIT OR a Social MisFIT?
Social networks- the home of Catfish, Cyber
Bullies, Depressed individuals, Those seeking attention (Thirst Trappers), The
bored and lonely (Usually thirst trapees) , Hopeless Romantics, Mr. and Ms.
Mixy, Creeps, Stalkers, Aspiring artist, Entrepreneurs, “Enlightened Thinkers” and every other classification imaginable for
humans these days. Three of the most popular sites right now are Facebook
(dying a slow and painful death), Instagram (Thriving off memes and thirst),
and Twitter (The playground where the wrong tweet will put your mentions in
shambles).
The thing about these sites is the wrong move can
skew your followers or “friends” either way (in a negative or positive
direction). I purposely put “Friends” in
quotations. I’m happy that Facebook finally realized that not all of us are actual
friends on these sites. I’m not sure if
some of you noticed when you friend request someone now, they actually ask you
to choose whether you are an acquaintance, close friend, or don’t know
the person. I say If you’re looking for love,
there are sites for that. Match.com, ChristianSinglesMeet.com,
BlackPeopleMeet.com the list goes on. And if you’re looking for sex I hear
there are sites for that too. Don’t go Facebook stalking people you don’t know!
I don’t care if someone you know, “knows” them. Don’t use mutual friends as
plugs for your shenanigans ESPECIALLY IF YOU DIDNT ASK.
At the end of the day these people that you allow
access into part of your life, whether it be real or fake, will love you, then
they’ll hate you, and then they’ll love you again. Using these sites, you can
either go with the flow or do your own thing. I’m going to do you a favor and
tell you which sites are best for what. Now for those of you who use all three
of these popular sites, we’re going to find out are you Socially FIT or a Social
MisFIT? DISCLAIMER: This is based on my personal perception, you don’t have to
agree BUT all feedback is welcome.
Facebook: If you’re looking for sympathy, looking to
be sympathetic, trying to play internet games, can’t remember a friend’s
birthday, want to know who broke up, who’s engaged, who’s in a complicated
situation, or want to get a glance at upcoming parties from your favorite
promoter, you came to the right place. Facebook is a good place for all of
these things. although this wasn't its initial purpose. Keeping in touch with family members and old friends of all ages
is easiest on FB also.
Instagram: For some reason IG misFITs don’t realize
there are sites that let you express yourself through words. So instead, they
write these thoughts in a note pad and screenshot or in a tweetgram and pollute news feeds.
Instagram, to my knowledge, was supposed to be a PICTURE sharing site where you
can like and comment on PICTURES of things and people- not words. IG is the
place where if you weren’t invited to the festivities from last night, the
pictures will show you how much fun you missed (even if it wasn’t fun).
Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner will make you either want to lick your screen or
throw up. People show off how much money they have, post party promos, show how
much the’re in love, and #ThirstTraps. Pictures of soft
porn nudies that say “Studying” or “New earrings” …yea, right.
Twitter: The best place to watch shows and be online,
witness slander otherwise considered cyber bullying, you can buy sell trade
merchandise, promo any and everything from your newly found single life or share
how much you believe females/males aren’t shit. Twitter is definitely survival
of the fittest. And they made it so easy to be a creep. The DM feature is a tool of Lucifer. Some think that it stands for Direct Message but it stands for Devil Made, or Damn Ma, or Dis Muhf*... nevermind ya'll get the point. Misfits on here get no retweets, no replies, no favorites and no followers. The jocks have hundreds and thousands of followers that hang on to their ever word. Its a tough world that'll either make you or break you.
All in all, Men Lie, Women Lie, Followers don’t. I
think that the ratio of socially fit individuals, to social misfits on these
social sites is what makes them fun at the end of the day.
And honestly we're all guilty of being a misfit at some point during our social networking career.
“Exercise your social networking skills so that you can stay socially
fit!”
SPOTLIGHT
SPOTLIGHT
Honestly very few people read anymore. I graduated and tried not to read anything but my news feeds and text messages. Truth is there are alot of blogs out there that have thought provoking articles for those of you that can't get away from your electronics. When I say thought provoking it literally means anything that can stimulate your thoughts. Here are a few links to some Fashion blogs, Music Blogs, Media blogs, and just straight up entertainment. I support people that aren't letting their minds and talents go to waste. You should do the same.
ahaha I'm a twitter misfit!!! I love this! Thanks Nixon!
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed your post Nixon!
ReplyDeleteThere's so much truth in this post !! Definitely enjoyed reading it
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